1. pepsimangb:

    Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

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  2. motherfuckingshakespeare:


    the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

    much ado about pussy

    Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

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    1. 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    2. me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

  3. admiraloblivious:



    "can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

    It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

    *makes raptor noises*

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  4. honeycoyote:





    All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.

    I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.

    200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high plant protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.

    Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:

    - Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.

    -Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.

    -Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.

    -Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically cannot move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.

    -Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they should be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.

    -Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.

    -Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.

    -Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.

    All in all, dogs will survive on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.

    It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out.

    0/10, Not Recommended.

    TELL EM! 

    Boosting^^^^^^^^ this is really important. My sister and mom are vets and most of the time when people bring in dog or cats that are feed vegan diets they 99% of the time have poor health are sickly or have a whole shit load of issues. If you want a “vegan” pet please buy something that doesn’t NEED meat like a bunny, rat or hamster, ect.

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  5. omgtsn:



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  6. dellconahger:

    i literally do Not understand the problem with “making up genders”, because that’s not what people are doing.

    they’re making names FOR genders that people already feel. gender is so vast and confusing, and you can feel like a huge mix of gender and not even know what the hell to call it, but then someone “”makes a new gender”“, and it describes EXACTLY how some people feel, and it makes them feel so happy and comfortable that they know what to call themselves now.

    i don’t see what’s wrong with that at all.

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  7. givingaway:


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  8. dajo42:

    "tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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  9. penice:


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  10. booksofadam:

    If other games were about Kim Kardashian. More.

  11. anotherfaller:

    You can check the convocatory HERE
    Wanna know more about Vocaloid? Check the Vocaloid Wiki
    Do you want to hear all the vocaloids? You can always watch this VOCALOID Comparison Video

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  12. nathanael-platier:


    the truth is out there.

    oh my gosh XD

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